an open letter to the person that smashed my car window

19 08 2007

Wow. What a score you managed to rip off me.

Never mind for a second that I’ll have to pay to replace the glass you broke.

You must have thought that backpack sitting on the floor was worth so much more than the North Face sleeping bag, or the K2 mountain bike in the back seat, or the stereo in the dashboard.

And I understand why you would think that.

I mean, there could have been a wallet, or expensive textbooks, or maybe even a laptop in there.

But you lucked out. You got biggest possible score you could’ve gotten out of that backpack.

My smelly, dirt-encrusted, 2-year old adidas trail running shoes.

Enjoy.

Even my insurance agent laughed at you when I told her what was stolen.

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